10 Masturbation "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

10 Masturbation "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

1. 1. Would you rather...

   

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   Never masturbate to porn again

   Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Game of Thrones

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2. 2. Would you rather...

   

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   Your parents walk in on you while you're masturbating

   Accidentally dial your boss while you're masturbating

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2. 3. Would you rather...

   

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   Never get to use sex toys again

   Have to use household objects every time you masturbated

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2. 4. Would you rather...

   

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   Find out your roommate can always hear you masturbating so you can learn how to be quiet already

   Remain blissfully ignorant to the fact that your roommate can definitely always hear you masturbating and carry on as usual

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2. 5. Would you rather...

   

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   Have your vibrator die right as you're about to come

   Have someone knock on the door right as you're about to come

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2. 6. Would you rather...

   

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   Never masturbate again

   Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever

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2. 7. Would you rather...

   

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   Never use lube/lotion while masturbating again

   Spill a ridiculous amount of lube/lotion every single time you masturbate no matter where you are

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2. 8. Would you rather...

   

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   Have to announce on Facebook or Twitter every time you're about to masturbate

   Post audio of a masturbation session one time

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2. 9. Would you rather...

   

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   Have to go to the emergency room for an embarrassing masturbation-related injury with no lasting physical consequences

   Have an unrelated injury that prevented you from masturbating for a month

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2. 10. Would you rather...

   

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   Get paid $1,000,000 to never masturbate again

   Get paid $100 every time you masturbate